teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

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urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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dennys:

Stacks of happiness!

dennys:

Stacks of happiness!

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: forever90s)

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fuckyeahgodofmischief:

Become a figure skater they said

it will be fun they said

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follow the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

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did-someone-say-darren:

accioblaine:

TIP:

When you see that John Green or the staff supposedly commented on a text post, click their name. If it brings you to the post, they actually did, if it just brings you to their blog, it was manipulated.  

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE A MILLION NOTES THIS IS A BREAKTHROUGH

(Source: pondsandwilliams)

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